mouse

The perfect companion for an Ilsa. Also known as a Richard or a Rhaha.

Lonely sad girl: Aw, I wish I had a mouse.
Lindsay: I have one! He's cute and horny all the time. ^^
Little girl: My mommy says she hates mice, we have them in our house.
Lindsay: NO! FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOMMY!

by Lindsay Rose December 13, 2007

mouse

an act of female masturbation

i had a real good mouse last night

by big jon cannon January 20, 2005

Mouse

A Furry little mammal that does nothing useful except eat your food and shit and piss all over your house and spread diseases, and they make great cat food lol (cats catch them)

Theres a fucking mouse in the house again gotta set some traps, get the gun :)

by coondog1234 July 24, 2008

mouse

a person in any context.

me: what up mouse

you: just chillin and grillin, how about them mouses are they coming over?

by fisk mastre April 29, 2009

Mouse

a female out for your money ("cheese"), a gold digger

"damn stacy ive heard about her thats a mouse for real"

by Ganksta March 13, 2003

Mouse

Nickname for a queer boy

Mouse is such a gay

by alex February 10, 2004

Mouse

The act of tea bagging while fully erect.Dropping ones balls on anothers head or shoulder while "hard". Thus creating a long shaft or "nose"and floppy ears resembling those of a mouse.

You have just been moused by your buddy.

by Daeg Odinson November 18, 2010