Kev Kaned

An act of semi-rape. Named after the man who first performed this action on New Years Day. To be "Kev Kaned" is to be fingered whilst heavily drunk, objecting to it but because you're so drunk you are vunerable and just leave it.

Person 1: Holy s**t, did you hear what happened to Jessica?
Person 2: OMG what????
Person 1: She was Kev Kaned at the weekend!
Person 2: F**king hell.

by Yo mama is so fat LULZ January 11, 2009

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A Milky Kev

When you can’t afford milk, so you flog it from the work place!

Flatmate: Kev, we’ve run out of milk
Kev: Don’t worry, I’ll flog some from work!
Flatemate: Pulling “A Milky Kev” I see!

by Gurriffic May 19, 2021

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The Kev Special

When you share an article and debate the contents in it with someone but you only read the title.

Hey man! Check this article out (Trump and Biden caught having intercourse) I knew they were gay and hiding it. This is 100 percent true. (Didn’t even click the link). “Did you even read the link? It said it was a joke.” That’s the Kev special

by PhraseGawd January 26, 2021

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Cheers Kev

A Sarcastic Reaction To Something Obvious Or Boring.

"Math Is Boring."
"Cheers Kev"

by Potteratthedisco July 3, 2016

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kev car

Every generation has its kev car. in the 80's it was the mk2 escort, then the nova, corsa, saxo and now thanks to the influence of the film "the fast and the furious" (or "to daft to be serious" as I like to call it) it seems to be the Honda civic.
Almost always D.I.Y modified deathtraps driven by retards.

A kid i was at college with had a kev car that he had to drive with the bonnet proped open to stop the engine overheating. He changed the engine from a 1.1 to a 2Ltr but didn't have enough room to change the radiator....Fucktard!!!

by MrFlibble December 22, 2006

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