Joey

1. A baby male kangaroo.
2. Actual name of "The Most Interesting Man in the World," seen in various Dos Equis beverage commercials.
3. A male who is cool, calculated, sexy, and is ridiculously loaded, both in his pockets and in his pants.
Girl 1: Why are you in a wheelchair?
Girl 2: (Panting) J-J-Joey..... ;D
Girl 1: Understandable.
by Joey Bizzle April 05, 2010
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"He is a Joey" Said his mom
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A Jerkface that needs his face shoved in the dirt
by TheStormBeforeDawn January 28, 2019
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the hottest guy around all the girls look at him and want to get in his pants. but he only gives one nightstands
look at joey over there i want to get in his pant

another girl:he only gives one nights but they are amazing you sould try it
by vjj in pants May 23, 2010
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The best definition of a guy named Joey:
A Joey is an amazing guy to hang out with. He's a nice dude with permanent Jason Statham-Hairstyle. His taste of music is incredibly lit. He loves Sosa and going str8 up. A Joey is cooler than a cooler and also cooler than other guys, such named Johannes or Johann. A Joey always knows how to be the best BRO. A Joey is a legendary dude. If someone named Joey comes to you the shit is about to get real. A Joey is always 21 and a savage. If a young Joey don't trust you, he gon' shoot you.
I wish I had a Bro like a Joey
by hechtso April 22, 2020
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irish origin,means that he is better than you at everything just the coolest name in the world
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1. Baby kangaroo.

2.when males try to hide an erection by pointing the penis up and tucking it in the waistband of their pants. The term joey comes from the fact that if you lift up your shirt, your penis looks like a little head poking out of a pouch like a baby kangaroo, also known as a joey.
I popped the biggest boner in class but I needed to sharpen my pencil so I just pulled a joey.
by jdstan March 11, 2015
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