How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

A famous quote from the show “South Park”

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022

Garrison

The historical practice of drinking bourbon and using the bottle as a butt plug for pony play.

They Garrison pony boy and he became Mr. Ed in no time.

by Pony boy play April 13, 2023

Garrison

Garrison is a type of guy you just want to punch in the face. Usually faggy blonde hair. Sometimes a fake nigga. Fuckboy that thinks he pulls bait, but the only thing he pulls is with his right hand in the shower. But most of all just an asshole

Dude see that guy over ther messing with the special kids? Oh well total garrison

by Jamal Iverson March 17, 2017

Garrison

The original orangutan in adopt me.

Ex: Only one person has the original Garrison in adopt me.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Garrison

Petty

That is on another level. She must be a Garrison.

by Immabadassbitchboss October 18, 2019

Garrison

A Garrison, referring to attorney Greg Garrison of the Tyson Trial, is a person who has no sympathy for rapists and thinks that they are no better than dirt.

He was sent off to prison by the fiesty Garrison.

by colts12 May 14, 2018

Garrison Johnson

Is the only black guy that is with the KKK loves to suck white cocks and loves asians

"Garrison Johnson is black?" "but he's with the kkk"

by Jeston-Litchell February 17, 2022