what the dog doing

something we will never know

guy1: what the dog doing?
guy2: idk

by User187474 / just a pickaxe June 20, 2021

shut the dog up

To ignore your significant other when she tries to prevent you from hanging out and drinking with your friends

Joe said he had to shut the dog up when his fiancée tried to tell him to stop hanging with his neighbors drinking in the garage

by JACK CHAIN September 20, 2018

Dave’s got the dog

Parental unity during a fastpitch softball tournament. Parents supporting and having each other’s backs.

I gotta run to the Grocery Outlet for some ice cream, so Dave’s got the dog.

by MayhemFastpitch May 20, 2019

Gabe the Dog

a small rescue dog borked and became a legendary meme.
Sleep tight, Pupper.

dude, did you hear? Gabe the Dog died.

by LazyLuna February 18, 2017

Buyin' the Dog

1.> To refrain from doing something that you want to do, and in return being forced into something else by your wife or girlfriend, which completely sucks.

2.> To refrain from doing something because you are a complete pussy and knowingly admit it.

Origin: When little dogs are purchased by women and completely take away any remaining dignity from their husband or boyfriend.

Jim: Are you coming to the bar tonight?

Mike: Nope, I'm "buyin' the dog" tonight, Jessica got tickets to see Beauty and the Beast on ice.

Jim: Dude, you suck.

by goldfishcremeegg January 12, 2008

Jessie the Dog

Herbert the Pervert's old, wrinkly, furry dog from Family Guy. His two back legs are broken, so he uses his arms for movement.

Person 1: Who's your favorite Family Guy character?
Person 2: Jessie the Dog. Herbert's dog, BTW

by Epigiggity August 15, 2011

Gabe the Dog

A small white doggo who borked until 1/19/17... Now he can be found on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge.

How ironic Gabe the Dog died the same day that Trump became president! Sleep tight pupper!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 5, 2017