Child

A usless thing in the world and are just genuinely annoying

“Hey, i think i want a child”
“Don’t”

by Artoonz June 4, 2022

Child

Tommyinnit

Tommyinnit is such a child! smh.

by Mogussussy November 10, 2022

Childe

The eleventh fatui harbinger; also known as Ajax, Tartaglia, Zhongli's wallet.

Give me mora, Childe

by AetherSucksBalls July 6, 2022

child

The only thing worse than a rapist

There's only one thing worse than a rapist
*anticipation*
a child

by SmartestBitchAlive September 25, 2022

child

A spawn of satan that eats everything it finds. It leeches off of your soul and screams with the wrath of a million dead gods. Avoid at all costs.

Person 1: oh god its a child

Person 2: dude RUN IT'LL CONSUME YOUR MENTAL STABILITY AND FEAST ON IT DUDE WHY ARE YOU STANDING STILL?!
Person 1: j o i n u s

by TheLatinIdiot May 25, 2021

Child

A tiny creature that takes your life away

That child took my life away

by ThatAnielkaGurl December 23, 2022

Child

Generally used to describe a miniature human being, besides "little midget", but has many other uses; what someone might use to call their friends when they want to be a jackass and annoy the shit out of them.

"Good day, children." I say, as I walk towards my friends at the bus stop, a grin clear on my face.

My friends stop their conversation between each other, and turn to face me, a glare forming on their faces.

"Hmph. Clearly you aren't amused by my fabulousness..." I pout, crossing, my arms over my chest and stomping my foot like the child I am.

by Kaito Rin November 30, 2017