Forbidden Calamari

The circumcised foreskin

My doctor cut off my forbidden calamari last week and I’m still recovering.

by Chester the mole tester November 13, 2023

Urban Calamari

Used condoms one finds in parking lots and back alleys.

The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.

by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019

calamari

a new dog breed invented by katie. calamaris enjoy long walks along the beach and romantic dates.

ITS A CALAMARI OMG

by kiiscool123 January 13, 2021

Calamari Hoopla

The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.

"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"

by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022

Calamari

A girl’s pussy.

I ate here pussy like it’s calamari

by Calamari girl May 21, 2021

Marie Calamari

She succs leaving her throat hurting

Marie Calamari succs all day long-. . . thats it thats all I wanted to say and do she succs all the time backstage

by Oubaluige April 25, 2022

Jewish calamari

Removed foreskin

Want some Jewish calamari?

by MorlochPrime March 26, 2022