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vodka roulette

A game of drinking chance involving one or more people, where a bartender fills a number of shot glasses with either vodka or water equal to the number of participants. The bartender then distributes the glasses among the players and not knowing whether they have water or vodka they drink at the same time. (e.g. 6 players – 5 shots of water and one shot of vodka or 1 shot of water and 5 shots of vodka, etc...)
Hey, come over to my place tonight, I am inviting a group over and we might play vodka roulette.
by Ziggy Chestnut April 28, 2012
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Cock Roulette

Cock Roulette is a game played amongst males. The player with the smallest cock (loser) has to orally pleasure the rest of the players.
My cousin lost at cock roulette last night, I doubt he'll ever get that taste out of his mouth.
by ThrashMan October 24, 2012
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Ukrainian Roulette

Just like Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver, it's with a Javelin anti-vehicle launcher
The Russians played Ukrainian roulette in Kiev and lost
by bubble_n_squeak March 14, 2022
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Snowstorm Roulette

Deciding whether or not to do your work due the next day. Betting on whether or not the snowstorm will be big enough to cancel work
Hey dude. Did you hear there might be a snowstorm tonorrow. Will you be studying for the test tomorrow?

No. I am playing Snowstorm Roulette. School will be cancelled.

I hope you're right
by An Observant Dad February 18, 2011
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Internet Roulette

Using search engines to locate professional services in your area, based solely upon how conveniently they are located to your home. This is done without regard to qualifications!
Since I have to ride the bus, I played Internet Roulette to find a doctor on my busline. Hope he doesn't suck!
by Winter Snow Sky October 27, 2008
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Belgian Roulette

When you pick a chocolate at random from the box and eat it without consulting the little guide thing to see what it's filled with.
"Ugh. I think I got the one filled with Tapioca."
"That's why I never play Belgian Roulette."
by Deerobouros April 25, 2013
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Boyfriend Roulette

Also commonly abbreviated as BF Roulette, this is the culmination of a girl's desperation. She proceeds to advertise to people, often on live social media, that she will host a game of BF Roulette. After doing so, she posts her phone number and sticks her phone into her vagina. Calls will tend to come in from a wide variety of people, depending on the nature of the initial advertisement. The vibrations caused by the call that causes her to orgasm is the person who becomes her boyfriend. Depending on the phone and call density, the drawing process takes anywhere from a few minutes to an hour.
Alyssa was tired of trying to work for a man that suited her. At this point, all she wanted was a good, hard fuck. As her horniness got the best of her, she tweets her number as throes of willing men, close and far, young and old, black and white, begin to send vibrations into her vagina with the touch of a button. As she reached climax, she takes note of the number, sits at her computer, and posts again:

" Boyfriend Roulette: 107th caller!!! Lucky man ;) "
...and proceeds to call the number that made her cum.

Meanwhile...

Mike: *Phone rings* awwwwwww yeah
by RoightStoight October 27, 2014
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