Popeye’s Biscuit

the driest fucking piece of bread you ever gonna eat, you gonna be choking harder than ever if you don't drink something

“That Popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck!” “Pass the water you thirsty hoe!”

by biscuitlover69 August 22, 2019

Popeyeing of the forearm

a condition usually found in single men who spend so much time 'pleasing themselves in the Boy area' that their right arm over develops severely, like one of Popeye's arms...or a fiddler Crab

man: Doc, you got to help me, I can't get my shirt sleeve over my arm its so swollen.
Doc: I'm afraid young man that you have developed "Popeyeing of the forearm"
man:is it curable?
Doc: try not to wank your nutsack flat every night and shag someone instead, that'll sort it.

by Mr Cunninglinguist August 18, 2013

popeye drunk

Getting so drunk it is only possible to focus with one eye closed.

"You shoulda seen Dave last night. He had his left eye closed talking to the ladies. He was popeye drunk!"

by skgvati October 30, 2006

Oreo at Popeye's

The act of being in a shopping mall and being the only white person in line at Popeye's Chicken.

I was in line at Popeye's and was the cream of an Oreo at Popeye's. It was very awkward.

by Bilge Ball May 14, 2011

popeye jones

popeye jones is the one guy that tries to steal your pizza on a late night pizza run.

Hey man I was driving back from papa johns and popeye jones was in the median about to steal my pizza!!

by juanmart12 October 10, 2013

popeye’s chicken

Pussy that makes your eyes pop out.

Man, she sure has some great popeye’s chicken!

by Madmech January 01, 2018

Messy Popeye

Noun.

A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.

Greg: "Dude, how was the date with Steffany last night?"
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."

by ThePeoplesIdiot December 29, 2009