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Judy Peterson

A 69 year old teacher (no cap fr), she is deaf and horny. she also is going blind. she hates all her students and likes to abuse them. She also claims to be a gamer, but i call bull.
Bill: oh my gosh she is so deaf i called her Judy Peterson and she didnt hear me
by Mrs Capinigro March 25, 2022
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John Peterson

A great war hero turned soldier of fortune, John Peterson was a strapping young soldier who took part in the Vietnam war. However, after becoming disillusioned with the war, he moved on to become a soldier of fortune, fighting as a mercenary for those who paid the highest sum. This took him on to numerous adventures all around the globe, so much so that he has become viewed as a 'Indiana Jones' type figure amongst those who know and know of him.

Standing at a towering 6'9 and weighing 293 pounds of pure solid muscle and 0% body fat, John Peterson is a sight to see. With his master-level elite skill in Mixed Martial Arts and statuesque Adonis like physique, he strikes immediate fear into the hearts of all his enemies, lust in the hearts of all women and envy in the hearts of all men. All the women wants him and all the men wants to be him. Oh yes, he is THAT, damn good.
women: "oh my, John Peterson is such a hunk!"

guys: "I so want to be like John Peterson! he is my idol!"
by anonymous anonyman January 19, 2013
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Peter Peterson

Oh wow that man is surely a Peter Peterson!
by Bubba Cheeks November 3, 2009
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Jordan Peterson

Terrific but very unfunny Canadian intellectual famous for verbally beating the shit out of radical leftist ideologues. Good on him.
Shut up you far-left twat or I'll go Jordan Peterson on your ass.
by C J B November 6, 2019
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tash peterson

the loudest vegan on the planet. tash peterson is an animal rights activist known for demonstrations at events where animals are abused.
ugh, tash peterson, speaking up for animals again!
tash peterson, that vegan propaganda maker!
by veganpropoganda October 1, 2021
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laci peterson

A pregnant woman who was murdered, probably by her husband who was cheating on her two months before she was killed. Her body was found washed up on the beach in California. Her husband, Scott, is charged with murder. This story is all over the News and in the National Enquirer because it is very interesting.
I think that they will never find Laci Peterson's killer if her husband is aquitted.
by Anonymous June 28, 2003
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