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To check the amount of available toilet paper before deciding to begin a crap.
John: Be sure to have a roll call before the pants fall! This place has that cheap ass thin toilet paper.
by bobjoe6200 December 18, 2012
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take it in the pants

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When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"
"Lordy, the bathroom is closed. I quess I will just have to take it in the pants ".
by Captain Breed April 12, 2017
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what the pants

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Guy #1: What the pants is Erica doing?
Guy #2: I have no pantsing clue.
by Lana Banana June 22, 2005
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Springtime in the pants

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To be horny. A renewed sense of freshness in the crotch area. Want for affection and attention in a romantic and/or sexual sense.
I've been wanting to meet a boy lately. Damn this springtime in the pants!
by Shoeboxxed December 25, 2008
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1)being happy in the crotch area
2)having an erection causeing your pants to bulge
by dre dre August 21, 2004
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hard in the pants

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something so extremely baller that it gives you a boner.

kind of like "hard in the paint"
waka: DAMNNNNN BOI THAT GOES HARD IN DA MOTHER FUCKING PAINT NIGGAA

johnny: no, waka, that goes HARD IN THE PANTSS
by uhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuhhhh March 30, 2011
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antsy in the pantsy

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The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.
My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!
by Teratogen June 2, 2011
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