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the stoned master

The stoned master is the cannabis high martial arts counterpart version of the drunken master, but better because the high not only relaxes the body and mind but it gives clarity and focus with more perception in a fight. The stoned master is more healthy and agile as well with euphoric confidence. Eddie Bravo is one of the stoned masters of the MMA league.
Eddie Bravos skills improve every time he smokes and gets high and becomes the stoned master in the MMA ring. With his incredible focus of being high he is always one step ahead of his opponent.
by superbipolar420 November 20, 2015
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The Gu Master

another name for the charterer Lesion in tom clancy's rainbow six siege. Lesion is called this because of the equipment he uses, called Gu which he can hold seven of them; or simply the one that guus.
Watch out here comes The Gu Master
by aardvark man March 13, 2018
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The Dog Master

One who has control over all female dogs within a 3.2 mile radius.
by Damien Wetzleshniltz February 18, 2019
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The Blade Master

An unknown serial killer who killed 3 women in Scotland in 1972, with his famous weapon the katana.
Hey bro have you heard of The Blade Master?
No I haven't but I heard it isn't Stan.
So you're saying that Stan isn't the legendary Blade Master?
Yes he isn't and it's important for you to know this, so you won't be misinformed.
Ah thank bro.
by wokka22 April 7, 2021
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the bang master

Its when your hella swaggy
by ThEbANgMaStEr May 5, 2021
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the.simp.master

My favourite mutual. She's so iconic. She literally loves everyone. Best person for advice too.
Did you see the.simp.master's new post
by The.simpy.master June 5, 2021
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The Penis-Master

ARE YOU THE PENIS-MASTER!?!?
Hym "The Penis-Master bit was hilarious by the way. I had never even heard of Dave Landau until I saw him on the show but that bit popped up one day and, yeah, it was good. He's legit.'
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
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