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the internet 

Person: Let's go to the internet to watch some cat videos
the internet by HZ231 September 12, 2025

THE INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS

An extremely popular Internet catch phrase. Not necessarily typed in all caps. Sometimes shortened by omitting "THE." Also sometimes used with an intentional mispelling of "THE" as "TEH."

Many people think that having heated debates over the Internet is a pointless waste of time, no matter what the topic of discussion might be. Thus, this catch phrase was born. At times, the phrase makes a valid point. However, there are many people who overuse the phrase, thereby degrading it's merit and humor.
Person 1: I'm right and you're wrong!

Person 2: No, I'm right and YOU'RE wrong!

Person 3: THE INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS

the internet is for porn 

1. Song fron Broadway play Avenue Q

2. The internet's unofficial anthem

3. A fact that will never change
Internet is for porn is one of the best songs from the play

Grab you dick and double click for porn, porn PORN!

Everyone knows that the internet is for porn

the internet is here 

A beautiful song created by meme queen Dan Howell and angel bean Phil Lester. It celebrates the importance and beauty of the internet.
Friend: *comes out as gay on the internet*
You: *Plays The Internet Is Here
the internet is here by : - ) November 24, 2016

The Internet Rapture™ 

The theory that Youtubers will be charged with a felony by a yet to be approved bill (Bill S.978) with a possible penalty of up to 5 years in prison for uploading a video containing copyrighted content which to the alarmists indicates the end of the Internet as we know it.
The Internet Rapture™ is coming... soon it will be illegal to do karaoke or play games and upload it to Youtube.

The Internet's Retard Brother 

Myspace is the internet's retard brother.