The Velvet Fog

The Velvet Fog is when one takes the moisture from one's own or another's flatulence and uses it to masturbate with.

Sarah's juicy fart had just the right amount of humidity for Mike to enter The Velvet Fog and rub one out.

by mikeness January 1, 2009

avoid like the Velvet Fog

To evade something at all costs. See avoid like the plague.

Nuts, I avoid like the Velvet Fog, because I'm deathly allergic to them.

by Ouizardus July 5, 2006

The London Fog

when having sex, right before the male is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and fires one in the girls/guys eye thereby blinding them. then as he begins to turn around in a complete circle, he farts in her face as his back is facing her causing quite the unpleasent smell, and when he comes around to complete the circle, slaps his partner in the face with his cock until his partner is disoriented. thus giving the full effect of being in london on a foggy day: you can't see anything, it wreaks lik crap and you're all dissoriented.

man, you should have seen her stumbling around after i gave her the london fog

by DJ Raven December 13, 2008

McQueen and the Violet Fog

The smoothest gin out there! Even Wiz Khalifa drinks it straight, so you know it's good. You'll want to share this gin with all your friends once you taste it.

"Yooo what is this drink you just gave me? Pour me another one!"
"This the McQueen and the Violet Fog jawn"

by ckotb November 29, 2021

Let's fog up the windows

To have sex in the car.

Hey babe, let's fog up the windows tonight!

by Orale weyy June 24, 2018

fog in the bay

The steam print left on a chair from a steamy hot vagina.

I noticed when Sheryl got up from the barstool there was a steam print. "Hey, Sheryl looks like you have some fog in the bay."

by DJ-Panda September 4, 2016

The Fogerty Look

The look one will give during the act of Fogerty Time if someone derives from the routine. It is commonly misinterpreted as a death stare, for they are very similar.

As we were jamming, I started to add a bit of zest to my bass line, and I immediately got The Fogerty Look. I proceeded to return to the original bass line in fear for my life.

by Kaptnsassypants December 1, 2009