Boston Cream Pie

(Also known as Boston Cream Cake and Banana Cream Pie) Boston Cream Pie is a phrase meant for declaring that you have been interrupted while telling a story. The relation between the food and the situation (although weak) is that someone was being interrupted by someone who wanted to talk about pie all the time.

"So anyways, I was went up to her and I-"
"Dude, hold on I need to take this call."

"And then I went back to my room so I could-"
"Would you like a refill of your Sprite sir?"

"Hey, wanna hear something funny?"
"I'm hungry, I'm gonna go grab some food."
"......I guess not..."

These are the situations in which the person interrupted should say:
"Boston Cream Pie"

by Scot Taylor January 11, 2009

Boston Double-Cream Donut

A Boston cream donut filled with semen

I just busted a fat one and made a Boston Double-Cream Donut

by Zmxyz December 20, 2020

Boston Cream pie

Don’t. You. Dare. It is a very good dessert from the greatest city on earth and it SHOULD be nothing more or nothing less.

If anyone uses Boston Cream Pie as a sexual term one more time, I will lose my shit.

by What’s your handle321 December 13, 2023

The Boston Cream

The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down

Guy walks into a the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”

by Annib March 4, 2022

Boston Cream Donut Hole

When you jizz in a bellybutton.

Wesley pulled out and gave Kaley a Boston cream donut hole.

by Oinklet August 6, 2022

Boston cream glizzy

An eclair is really just a boston cream pie in glizzy form

Yo dawg, pass me another Boston cream glizzy, I got a sweet tooth

by Harry Areola March 12, 2022

Boston Cream Doughnut

When you cum inside of someone, then shit on their crotch

Them: yo they look like a freak.
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit

by OzMuskratt January 2, 2022