textident

A textident is a specific, identifiable, unexpected, unusual and unintended external action which occurs in a particular time and place, without apparent or deliberate cause but with marked effects because of the act of texting. This is a negative probabilistic outcome which may have been avoided or prevented if you were not an idiot.

Driving while texting and getting into an accident or "textident".

by theTJ June 9, 2009

textjected

When you dont get a reply to your texts for over 1 hour yet other people text you and get up your hopes, you then read the text and find out its not from the person you want it to be.

*bleeep*
'ooh yes finally a reply'
*reads the text*
' oh its you... textjected'

by cheribald December 17, 2009

Textileness

1. Used to describe the nature of a text message so smooth and suave, that it almost resembles a soft piece of clothing

2. Used to describe a phone with buttons or a touch screen so soft, that one can comment on its proximity to articles made with 100% cotton

Oh damn girl, you've got soft skin. Oh shit, I guess it's just your phone's textileness.

by Grimace232 November 16, 2011

textpectant

adj. That brief (maybe longer) moment after sending a text to a partner and seeing no other explanation that the person immediately sees and wants to respond to your text.

"She needs to text back about our date on Friday, I'm so textpectant."

by Estabanjosenegro January 28, 2014

textigestion

when you don’t know if the phone in your pocket is vibrating, or if it’s just your stomach rumbling

Oh boy, this case of textigestion has me reaching for my phone and the pepto bottle at the same time!

by spatialexplorer July 28, 2016

Textpectation

when you expect a Textpectation.

Venus: "Sun, what's Textpectation."
Sun: "A Textpectation is when you expect a Texdpectation."

by Textpectator July 7, 2021

Tensilectomy

Surgical removal of the central left side of the colon.

Me: Did you hear about Chelsea getting a Tensilectomy

by nice dictionary February 24, 2022