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Texan Fireball

The act of smoking crack out of your partner's anal cavity.
"Hey Jim, what'd you do with that girl last night?"

"I took her home and gave her a Texan Fireball."

"Nice."
Texan Fireball by Drunk Carl November 7, 2015

Texan Rodeo 

While enjoying your bareback, doggie style entertainment, you lean over to your partner's ear and whisper "I have aids" or "I have _____." It can be anything really, as long as you make them buck.

8 Minutes and you win.
Remember, I said bareback.
"I only lasted two minutes into my Texan Rodeo! Bitch bucked me off quicker than her gynecologist."
Texan Rodeo by DasTesseract October 14, 2016

Texan Thorn Bush 

A method of fingering, in which the man overlaps his fingers and shoves his entire hand inside the vaginal region.
Girl: OW!
Guy: What's wrong?
Girl: Steve did something called the texan thorn bush last night, crazy stuff.
Guy: Ew.
Texan Thorn Bush by keith_urban96 November 21, 2016

Texan Fire bull

When you light a bull on fire in 104 degree heat and then have to ejaculate on a farmers daughter before the bull skewers you and lights them on fire.
Yo jake, I did a Texan fire bull with reberta last night
I heard the texan fire bull didn't go to well
Texan Fire bull by Jim on the beans September 11, 2019

Texan Egg Roll 

When a man proceeds to ejaculate into a condom and insert it into a woman's rectum. The woman will then take it out when it is cooked.
Last night I met the kinky texan bitch needless to say we tried the Texan Egg Roll.
Texan Egg Roll by Huddy_Daddy March 11, 2020

Texan Perimeter 

When you have sex with a girl in a perimeter of ten gallon hats.
"Yeah dude I fucked Jolene in a Texan Perimeter."
"Yeehaw partner!"
Texan Perimeter by RowdyCoyote April 30, 2020