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Jerking and Twerking

Is it bad that I was jerking and twerking last night?
by DanTe January 19, 2015
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Turking

'to turk' (v - transitive) to be vigorously pillaged up the anus by a sweaty man of Middle Eastern or Turkish extraction, normally (but not always) against one's will. Often occurs in sordid prisons or dank, humid basements. Unpleasant.
Whilst Archibold perused some Persian rugs his eye was caught by a robust looking Moroccan who beckoned him to observe some more ''carpets'' in his basement by explaining to Archibold that the better quality carpets were kept out of sunlight.
On entering the basement it was too late and poor Archibold realised he had been caught up in some dastardly deed. For the next hour he received a thoroughly good ''turking''.
by Toby Harding June 18, 2007
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tering

Tering, de
woord van hollandse makelij, dat veronderstel ik ten minste
kan zowel een scheldwoord als een ziekte zijn (aangezien het een hollands woord is)
word ook vaak gebruikt om een situatie te beschrijven
krijg dan toch de stinktering ja
kapotlauwe teringtyfusjoden
rot dan op teringslet
wat een teringweertje is dit seg!
by Niki February 5, 2005
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twerking

a dance move that originated in the african american club , where you shake your ass to the rhyme of the beat...
nicki minaj is twerking over there while miley cyrus is just looking silly...
by jiggamane305 November 23, 2014
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wall twerking

when you're up on the wall shaking yo booty like Miley
"Let's go wall twerking like Miley"
by Brisimonetti November 18, 2015
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umbrella-terming

Umbrella-terming is an act of obfuscation that involves inventing terms or words that includes a set of disparate concepts (especially neoliberal gender identities) within its definition in order to prevent any attempt at arriving at a meaningful understanding of the specific individual issues. For example, using the term "oppressed" when someone speaks of improving working conditions of exploited workers, and saying that transwomen are more oppressed than factory workers.
Sarah: I'm a homosexual woman. I'm a woman who loves a woman. And i want us to have equal rights as that of regular married couples. I'm not LGBTQIA+ or whatever.
Zooey: As a translesbian, i find that deeply transphobic. Besides, it's 2SLGBTQIA+, and excluding the 2-spirited from...
Sarah: Just shut up already with your umbrella-terming! In trying to address a concrete problem!
by Class struggle memes May 23, 2023
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Twerking

Twerking is the mating display of the female Africanus Americanus. When the female of the species goes into estrus, which is nearly continuous except for 1 week out of a lunar month, she "twerks" to signal her availability to males in the area and to display her sexual fitness.

In the display, the female arches her back and raises her buttocks into the air and gyrates the pelvis using quick, jerking motions, causing the tissue in the buttocks to jiggle and bounce in such a way that it moves separately from the pelvis itself.

The male of the species, upon seeing such a display, is compelled to approach the female, offering his genital region for the female to grind and jerk her buttocks against.

The display culminates when the female and a male go to a less public area to mate, such as a bathroom stall or the backseat of the male's 1989 Chevy Impala. The encounter is often brief, the male losing interest almost immediately after ejaculation. But the female, if her level of excitement is high, will often invite other nearby males join in and mate with her.

Her ability to handle males can be quite high. In the wild, females have been observed mating with groups of 20 males at the same time.

If successful, the female will give birth in 9 months, raising the child as a single parent in habitats known colloquially as "the projects". The child will stay with the female until he or she reaches adolescence, at which point it will begin to produce offspring of his or her own.
Tyrone: Yo, did you see LaQuiffa twerking that big ole booty of hers at da club last night?
Kershawn: Hells yeah I did. I got me some a dat sweet pootytang of hers in the backseat of Leroy's Impala, too.
by Digglersonn November 11, 2013
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