Telephobia

Fear of communicating long distance (not just on the phone).

This word has the greek prefix "tele" that means distant communication, and phobia, which means fear.

I don't like communicating over a long distance because I could embarrass myself because I don't know much about the other countries that they live in. I think I have telephobia.

by phillips1012 December 14, 2012

talk to huey on the great white telephone

To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.

Excuse me, I think those prawns were off, I have to go talk to Huey on the great white telephone.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

telephone soup

When someone goes on and on on the phone talking crap or gibberish or something that does your head in

blah blah blah 5 mins later blah blah 1/2 hr later still blah blah blah and then you say "enough of your telephone soup I really got to go"

by hammerex July 15, 2010

Telescoping

A form of urethra play, in which an individual with a very large penis is fucked in the urethra by someone with a smaller penis

Dude#1“Bro u ever stick a cotton bud up in ya dickhole? Shits dope”

Dude#2“Bitch please u ever try telescoping? Get yo dick out and lemme fuck your dick with my dick”

by Shittybottomus November 28, 2018

Teesho

Teesho- The name given to massive bitches and people who talk a lot of shit and can't back it

Junior Online - "bro I'm gonna stab you, watch when I catch you lacking"
Wahaab Online - "we'll see wargwan"
Wahaab IRL - "What you saying now huh?"
Junior IRL - "Nah bro allow me fam allow me allow it blud please nah g I'm sorry"

Wahaab IRL - "You're such a Teesho"

by Mbwasse August 23, 2019

tejeshvar

A cute guy. So cheesy and romantic. Highly annoying, def not innocent as think he is.

Cold rainy weather makes him go crazy. is a weird person . if u think he is mysterious then u r not close to him

who is that cute cat?t
huh?its def tejeshvar

by I love cats so much November 10, 2021

the great white telephone

The toilet,The John,the crapper,the porcelain throne,the rest room

Dude drank too much now he's talking through the great white telephone

by subz2k2000 November 8, 2005