tele god

“Hey, did you see Casey in that telegram group today? She was sending so many messages.”

“Yeah dude, Casey is a total tele god!”

by coolchickcase April 8, 2020

Tele-Cock

When you insert your penis into the earphone jack of your phone and drink your bodily fluids as it bleeds.

Oh no, I heard Jimmy did a Tele-Cock!

by BallWasher August 14, 2021

Short for 'Telecaster.' A guitar model designed by Leo Fender, and released in 1950.

Today I went to Guitar Center and saw a Relic Tele for 1200.

by ChorusFX December 29, 2022

some random monke found off the streets of america, adopted and had a gangster brother "jaden"

stick this tele up ur ass

by thisguyXD June 6, 2021