phone tek

Phonetek: meaning is similar to "word rember the days when people talked on the phone when making plans" or it could mean "yo what you saying i didnt feel like calling you on the phone to find out"

Me: yo phone tek homey
You: nothin jus chillin

by listedsandman January 2, 2010

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Tek beard

A short-length beard with a thin line used to accentuate the jawline.

Ziad’s tek beard made his face look as though it was carved from granite.

by Notziad March 28, 2019

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Smekky Tek

A word used to describe someone who is being particularly obtuse, idiotic or stupid.

Did you hear about that guy who dropped a toaster in his bathtub. Man, he was a real Smekky Tek.

by Naoh Coombs August 14, 2019

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A derogatory term for technical deathcore and technical death metal, coined by the infamous Metal Archives review writer Bitterman. Presumably conceived as a way to avoid calling the genre an actual type of metal.

"So, what type of metal do you listen to?"
"Rings of Saturn, mostly"
"Ugh, I can't stand that tek-deaf wankery"

by TheRealDiamond02 August 16, 2019

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Tek

An extremely rare personality that is not quite mortal, but not immortal. Has to have a "host" body to exist in the world. Only able to exist without a host by separating the personality, and then storing it.
Extremely intelligent and secretive, usually trying to blend in with common people so it is hidden. A complete boss at nearly everything (usually being bad and selfish) being intelligent, seductive, manipulative, and strong. Don't anger him, he is quick to strike back, and strikes hard.
Resides in ones mind behind the scenes of many actions, and claims to be strong enough that he can destroy the hosts mind by causing it to go insane, therefore Tek is the only semi-stable personality in the body.

If a Tek is lurking around somewhere, we best leave it be.

by Calvin Forge May 13, 2018

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