Teemo

you think the bombs from ww2 and hitlers time were fucking op then you have never seen a fucking piece of shit teemo who ruins everything.

Teemo main: hi im a teemo main
every fucking league of legends player: FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

im a teemo main and i need to kill myself

by i hate teemo April 18, 2021

tebogo

Tebogo is a name that implies a pioneering spirit. You are a natural born leader, highly focused, and achievement oriented. it also mean to be thankful. and plus tebogo’s are the shit

“hey my name is tebogo”
this is a name

“i have no idea how to use this shit in a sentence”
- a badass

by ipmat November 24, 2021

teetotal

someone too awesome to be slowed down by alcohol consumption!

What is so different about that girl?
She's teetotal man!
I best be changin my ways then.

by sXeKenzie April 16, 2011

Tebow Tie

Tea-Bow Tie

1. The act of "Tebowing" in the nude over ones' partner's neck, while in the prone position, thus resting the testicles on the throat giving the effect of a bow tie.

2. See Tebowing as reference
3. Addendum to Kama Sutra, 2012

John got so drunk last night, he gave Steve a Tebow Tie last night.

by Allan Holiday January 2, 2012

teabonics

using words and hand painted signs to SAY one thing and meaning something tatally different.

go to any tea party demonstration and read the signs that they carry--- you will see teabonics at work

by jbbruce001 October 13, 2011

Tebowla Virus

The epidemic that is coming to our world on December 21, 2012. All right-handed people of various race and origin will become left-handed virgins.

The Tebowla Virus will mark the end of the world.

by Horny The Clown February 11, 2012

teeloolee

TEE-loo-lee

A small penis, particularly that of a child.

An emasculating reference to a man's junk.

Don't get your teeloolee caught in your zipper, Timmy ... and don't forget to wash your hands!

The dude's got a teeloolee ... any smaller it would be a clit.

by 3-Ball June 26, 2020