Waluigi Telamon

He’s a nice old fellow who donates to the poor. But if you are mean to people, don’t expect to wake up the next morning.

Waluigi Telamon was last seen donating 500,000,000 to a homeless person.

by Paul Zuez March 2, 2019

Telkom

South Africa's "Telephone Company". More like a fucking ripoff monopoly, disallowing us to even get on the net during the day without paying our wallets away.

We want free local calls! We want another service provider!

by CyberDems July 7, 2003

telkom

1)The only telephone company in South Africa, its an inefficient
para-statal, complete rip-off, and as a company doesn't
actually care.

2)Also used in IT as a synonym for a cock up or an
unserviceable task.

1)Why have you not checked your email in 3 months?
I applied two months ago, getting leet 512Kbps ADSL
the mainstay of broadband speed! (from Telkom naturally,
as there is no competition).

2)I've got to de-telkom someone elses source code!

They just telkommed our network in it's moer with that
backup.

by Mush September 1, 2008

Tecmo Jukes

Running in a zig zag pattern to avoid being tackled, popularized by Tecmo Super Bowl. Successfully used in all levels of football. REAL football.

Did you see that return by Deion? He ran some serious Tecmo Jukes on that D.

by cinco June 19, 2006

Telmen

A female badass or dumbass, depending on her surrounds. She has three moods: annoyed, funny or glamorous. And she excels at all of them. You really do not wish to be the victim of one of her stares. Her humour and sense of style however, will leave you glad to have met her.

She did what? I mean I guess that's normal,she is Telmen after all.

by audettr November 6, 2019

Tecmo Bo

The greatest video game athlete of all-time in the greatest sports video game of all-time, Tecmo Super Bowl. Only player in the game who could score even if you called his play. Unfortunately, the real life Bo Jackson didn't do as well as his NES counterpart

I just scored with Tecmo Bo from my 1 yard line after the computer called his play

by i dont like cool kids September 10, 2006

teloquicho

to be anally penetrated in a romantic or passionate way!

My best friend tried teloquicho last night and loved every second of it.

by romito11 May 11, 2011