A sexual act similar to a golden shower, with the exception that the act is performed in a bed and the recipient sleeps in the bed post coitus.
I took Janice home after we went to the bar last night, but we were both so shitfaced that I didn't realize she'd given me a golden tavern until the next morning.
by Dink Donk McClinkclonk August 11, 2018
by pthera42 December 27, 2017
A term most often used in reference to fantasy stories, referring to needlessly gross, violent, or cruel elements
haphazardly put into a written work in order to establish a "darker" setting, tone, or story at the expense of other elements. It's namesake comes from a reoccurring instance where the trope is established immediately through a scene of the protagonist saving a barmaid or waitress from a sleazy customer in a tavern or pub.
haphazardly put into a written work in order to establish a "darker" setting, tone, or story at the expense of other elements. It's namesake comes from a reoccurring instance where the trope is established immediately through a scene of the protagonist saving a barmaid or waitress from a sleazy customer in a tavern or pub.
Burned through Shadow of Conqueror. Didn’t like much. Too much Tavernitis and anime extreme emotion moments.
by SylentVoidkeeper May 16, 2023
A pub in leicester for people who LOVE regae and rnb. Great atmosphere, great people, fantastic night!!!!!!!
by darlo2009 August 24, 2009
A semi-nice ass that is typically found in middle-aged to older drinking establishments known as taverns. A Tavern Booty is considered nice given the age of the owner and in comparison to asses of similar age range but not necessarily elite or world class on its own merit.
Ms. Shirley looks pretty gold with that lil' tavern booty, she's damn near as old as my mom, though.
by sha-boing-boing June 29, 2021
A Big Dan's Tavern Customer is the kinda guy who will cheer on a gang rape & give high fives to each other during like the 1987 movie The Accused with Jodie Foster. Probably knows Brock Turner.
Steve & Ted are total Big Dan's Tavern Customers they tried to Cosby some chick at the bar last week.
by Paul from the Wonder Years. January 24, 2021
What you say when it's time to go to the Tickle Tavern. This phrase is usually directed to your friends on Friday/Saturday nights.
"Hey guess what? It's Tavern Time!"
by Tavern Totalitarian May 13, 2022