laffy taffy

This is the really dirty version....
It is extra skin that hangs down past the vaginal lips.

by siz November 16, 2005

Laffy Taffy

An addictively delicious taffy made by the Willy Wonka Candy Factory. It is distributed by Nestle USA, Inc. Contains jokes on every wrapper.

How many sides does a circle have?

Two, inside and outside.

by Tingle May 31, 2004

The sticky feeling in your ass after you have just wiped.

After I was finished taking a shit, I wiped my ass thoroughly, but still had the feeling of ass taffy.

by Arnold B. Wally March 11, 2008

I had to move the ol' peach taffy so I could take a buttholefie.

by bert530 March 26, 2017

A treat from Canada most offten sreved during "winter lude" it is made from maple syrup that is boiled then poured over ice and rolled on to a stick.

I went to go get maple taffy

by Ambush1972 June 20, 2017

The glob of gelatinous goo that comes up when you have a bad case of the crud and you cough for 30 minutes.

With all the people pulling lung taffy around my cubicle, I know I'm going to get sick soon.

by BigDaddyz April 13, 2005

Slang for the females lips of the vagina. Also a candy made by the Nestle company. They have a joke on every wrapper

Girl shake that laffy taffy

I had banana flavored laffy taffy at Jimmy's birthday party

by DizzyLizzy November 18, 2006