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Like the tablets of Moses

I meant to say that. Goddamn it.
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Tabletable

Southern british slang for a restaurant that sells horrible tasting food.
You know that new restaurant in town? It's a right tabletable.
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McDonalds tablets

Those disgusting greasy tablets in McDonalds running an android version from the Stone Age that are always broken and have crap games on them
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Tablet Titties

A girl that keeps her tablet in her bra like one might keep a phone
Did you see how she held on to her tablet? Real case of tablet titties.
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Tablet

A sex position where the man stands still in the bridge position on his bsck
and the woman rides him cowgirl position
12 yo kid on xbox: Ur mom
Me: I tableted your mom last night
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