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knockin' over tables

The act of hitting on women while intoxicated.

Sometimes, when drunkenly talking to a woman and resting your arm on her table, the table will get knocked over.
Man, G had hella son action before he went to talk to that chick. Look at him over there, knockin' over tables.
by L January 16, 2005
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tablescraps

When a begger needs food and results to eating table scraps.
Rich guy:im hungry lets grab a burger.
Poor Begger:no thanks its to much i'll take some table scraps though.
by Wang November 5, 2003
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Tubbesque

1. Of or relating to ANYTHING having to do with food and/or the process of eating it. 2. Defined by a deep love and affection for a large collective range of music. 3. The term has modernized to title people who are large, or even obese. 4. The stereotype of one crushing on semi-attractive student teachers in class.
1.“It was very Tubbseque of Cooley to eat pizza at ridiculous hours of the night…cold!”
2.“The ipod was very Tubbsesque with music ranging in numerous genres.”
3.“The man had such a Tubbsesque figure; he had to buy two seats to travel on the airplane”
4.“The fat kid casually looked back in math class, making a Tubbesque situation and the jerks in class going as far as to call the student teacher Mrs. Tubbs, straying from the respect of titling her by her rightful name.”
by Tubbs Kattan March 3, 2009
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tableslayer

someone involved in the violent destruction of a table
" you see that guy over there. he broke a bunch of tables at Ikea, he's a tableslayer
by Tableslayer05 December 31, 2018
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Tables

Sometimes the tables turn, and sometimes, as much as some people hate things not changing, they stay exactly the way they were.
Tables don't always turn, and they're not guaranteed to turn.
by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021
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tables_son

a very good gorilla tag player. better then his dad itself.
Oh no its tables_son he is to good we gotta leave
by TablesSon March 1, 2022
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Tabnesia

When you have too many browser tabs open that you can't remember which one has the important information that you immediately need.
The change management number is here somewhere... Damnit! I got tabnesia, I don't remember which tab it was in.
by timmo-x June 17, 2022
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