While sitting down a man decides, hey, I need a beer. He then gets up and before being fully erect says "No Swoops!" so no one can take his seat without getting a severe beating which must be taken with no resistance.
by riggitybizzang October 31, 2006
Get the No Swoops! mug.Marcus: I was wheeling this girl last night, but she disappeared all of a sudden.
Brett: She didn't disappear, you got swooped, Marcus.
Brett: She didn't disappear, you got swooped, Marcus.
by marcusgotswooped March 3, 2016
Get the Swooped mug.The act or process of a man trying to seduce his friend, or any other man's woman. Which is completely wrong and messed up to do thus naming the male a swooper.
by Big Bad B Lyons January 24, 2006
Get the swooping mug.Being cut off in the middle of telling an entertaining fact to someone else when they say, "Oh yeah! I read that on Cracked too!"
"Did you know the original line in the Terminator was going to be-" "Oh yeah! 'I'll come back!' I saw that on Cracked!" "Goddamnit, don't swoop me!"
by pianohacker September 8, 2013
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