Sachem High School East

A high school located in farmingville, new york where the kids have too much time on their hands. 95% percent of kids smoke pot by the ninth grade, 95% drink by the time their 12, and 90% of kids smoke by the 9th grade. There are more whores than one kid can count. Contrary to belief it is not a rich suburb school filled with white kids. It is filled with all kids. Has a really bad drug problem.Recently hired drug sniffing dogs. Most kids get fucked up at island 16 and at wendys.
Rivalry with Sachem North.
Has the worst football team, has a kickass girls basketball team.
Built in 2004, and is probably bigger than the pentagon.
Has a football team named the flaming arrows?!

Sachem high school east student: hey! how you doing?

Sahem north student: hey, fuck you. wait, is that pot?!

Sachem east student:yeah man, lets get fucked up.

by longislanderrrrrrrr March 9, 2009

Creeper 'stache

Pronounced Creeper Stash. It is a thin, finely haired mustache, sported by all manner of sketchy men. It can be used as physical proof that a man is creepy.
Not all men with mustaches are creeps. However, creepy men stereotypically have mustaches like this.

Winnie: "I knew it from the start. I saw his Creeper 'stache, and I turned tail and ran."
Carla: "It's just such a puny, weak tuft of undesirable hair. Who in their right mind would want one?"

by RedFlagRedFlagRedFlag May 7, 2010

FAR-stache

A mustache that is deliberately grown and left unkempt until that person takes and finishes the Financial Accounting and Reporting (FAR) portion of the Uniform Certified Public Accountant (CPA) Examination. After finishing the FAR portion, the person proudly shaves it off. Similar to the No Shave November concept.

Ed: Looks like you're growing a beard, Andrew.
Andrew: Oh, this?
Ed: Yeah
Andrew: I'm gonna keep growing this FAR-stache until I take FAR on the CPA exam.

by AccStudentEd May 23, 2011

Sachem east

A high school on eastern long island. 1 of 2 sachem highschools both of which where 95% of the kids are or did smoke pot. Tns of groups and clicks and shit to much drama and a massive amount of whores who choke on more dick then paris hilton.

Yo I go to Sachem east highschool! Is that good?

Bro did you seriously....uhh....yo pass that.

by | )13l0N January 22, 2009

Alabama Twinkle Stache

When a female puts glitter on her vagina without her partner knowing before giving her oral, when he is done he will have a mustache of glitter on his face in his facial hair ect......

hahahahaha my bf went down on me after I put glitter on my vagina without him knowing and he had a twinkle stache!!!!!! "alabama twinkle stache"

by Morbid Madrox September 23, 2011

Retire The Sachem

When a group of triggered SJWs want to retire the Pentucket sachems mascot. Most students are against this decision, and with that being said, all the softies hate all the people who spoke against it even though we have a different opinion.

Jack wanted to retire the sachem and now everyone at Pentucket hates him.

by 8782FHM9 October 21, 2020

north sachem

a school where teens go against their will and are assumed to do work. But in reality, it's known for the drug use, elderly security guards, strathmore cups, crappy i.d. cards forced apon thier necks due to teachers not knowing if the students go to another school, freshmen that know nothing but to act like sluts...

Guy- hey man, you go to north sachem?

Man- um *looks around several times suspiciously* NO who'd you hear that from?

Guy- i don't know i heard it from my dealer.

Man- nope ive never been there in my life. you got an extra i.d.?, i need one to get in lunch...

by 9002nd man November 3, 2008