consumer surplus

an economic term for the benefit you get (or retain) when you obtain something for less than you think it is really worth.

I got a new Gizmondo for 100 pounds and I would have paid up to 200 so I had a lot of consumer surplus.
That company has a monopoly so they jack up the prices to erode my consumer surplus.

by adam_before_eve July 30, 2006

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a salty surprise

A bust of a nut

I left a salty surprise in ur mom last night

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Surprise Adoption

Taking a kid that isn't yours; kidnapping.
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'Kidnapping' is such a strong word. I prefer to say 'Surprise Adoption'.

by Bexxe October 1, 2010

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Oops-Pow Surprise!

(n.)

A declaration of achievement or victory, esp. when engaged in any form of improvisational lyricism or activities of the sort.

I battle any sex or any race;
You beating me is like Billy Crystal playing Scarface;
I can't see it, I'm blind to the eyes;
I came up in your face, Oops-Pow Suprise! Oh!

by FRESHPOETIC March 9, 2005

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When you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind and you spit on her back so she thinks that you've already ejaculated so she turns around. Little did she know that you have secretly hidden your best friend in your closet as he's been watching and masturbating the whole time. You run towards the closet and open it and your best friend flips you for a standing 69. You both then bust in each other's faces as your girlfriend watches in confusion. You then proceed to walk away holding hands with your best friend, leaving your girlfriend behind as if nothing happened.

Yo! I Sidekick Surprised my girlfriend last night with Tron. It was epic.

by Tabaluchi March 17, 2010

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