suicide putty

Parody of Billy Mays' mighty putty; from the You Tube Poop video YTP Billy Mays Suicide Putty

Hi! Billy Mays here with the new suicide putty! The easy way to kill yourself! Just knead to activate, apply, and die!

by awl1993 July 6, 2010

Suicide Nut

Made famous by rapper Lil Thuympe, Suicide Nut is when you’re beating and you call either your mom or dad and you try to Nut before they arrive
The goat Lil Thuympe used it in a different way. The way he used it was as if someone just walks in unexpectedly.

(Beating Noises) “Mama”
(Mom Walks In) “What the fuck ya dumbass doing”
“Mama I’m sorry, I was just trying to Suicide Nut”
(Mom proceeds to hit son with plate)

by NewYorkMadeGDD September 7, 2019

suicide forest

A place in japan where you can take a nice hike but if you go to far in you will see people that hung themselves. dumb asses like Logan Paul decide to go in that forest for views and money and record dead man. faggot you-tuber Logan Paul will have a definition from me soon

Logan Paul: lets explore suicide forest for views
*finds dead body*
Manager/friends: we should go dude
Logan Paul: hold up let me look at his purple hands

by Choch June 10, 2018

Kermiting Suicide

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying and/or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting Suicide

by Yoshi_r1212 July 24, 2016

Suicide Six

It is when you choose the 6 hardest subject at school: Physics, Biology, Chemistry, English, Maths B and Maths C. Called suicide six as it's so hard it makes you want to suicide.

Karmen: What subjects do you do?
Leanne: Oh I do the suicide six
Karmen: WOAH SH*T TOO GOOD!

by chocosonic January 25, 2010

Suicide

Suicide is when someone feels they have no purpose in life. (They try to kill themselves). Sadly, many people are successful. Suicide is usually caused by bullying or self-hatred. (Self-hatred is usually caused by bullying.) People who are suicidal feel like no one is there or no one will listen. And then the kill themselves. :(

Julie committed suicide because she felt like no one was listening.

by Katofdarkness July 12, 2015

suicide

An act which, despite its distaste to many people, is not to be judged. The most notable of the outcomes is the death of the practitioner - however there are other things to consider. It could be done to prove a point, to end personal suffering, or in other extreme circumstances. Consider, for instance, if one had cancer and knew it to be both incurable and excruciatingly painful - and to make things even simpler this person eighty four years of age - suicide would be justified and probably not looked down on. Many who commit suicide may look on their death as a sort of martyrdom (whether it be a delusion of grandeur or realistic is not my place to decide) and believe that it will prove a point. Then there are those who make what many consider to be a mistake and do it in a fit of passion or rage. As I said earlier, though, it is an action that is not to be judged by the living (or in my mind, by anyone). It is a matter of personal decision as to what is best for ther person considering it. While many would say it is an act of selfishness because of the supposed depression it inflicts on others, one might also question what debt we carry to others? Does meeting someone mean that I must live for their happiness? While it is a selfish act in the truest sense of the phrase - an act carried out in self interest - I would contend that this isn't something to condemn as our bashing of it would be in our own self interest. It is an act of self-indulgent hypocrisy to require someone to live through their sadness because we want to limit our own.
Similarly, one who is considering the act should consider others. Other than in the instance of proving a point, it should be done discreetly and not in an overly dramatic fashion so as not to cause others undue or excess pain. As someone who has considered it many times in the past, I have thought it through very thoroughly, and while some may consider suicidal thoughts a sign of depression I would like to note that it has always cheered me up in my moments of despair as it reminds me of my impermanence and that my troubles will all be over one day. It has allowed me to cope. I speak, mind you, not only as the "melodramatic self-piteous emo goth freak" but also as someone who has been on the other end.
Most notably, one should consider just how irrevocable the act is.

1. My elderly neighbor commited suicide three years ago, and now his suffering is at an end.
2. A friend of the family took a bottle of pills and commited suicide, in a moment of regret she left an appology.
3. Suicide, like many other things, is not ours to judge as right or wrong - but the decision should be weighed heavily.

p.s. saying to god, "you can't fire me, I quit!" lol - that was a good one.

by Theoutsider April 30, 2005