possum stomping

1:stoping a possum in the road and kickin it in the ditch
2:beatin the hell out of someone/something
3:dominating someone or something

"lets go possum stomping", "im gonna possum stomp ur ass"," i just possum stomped that exam"

by aussom possum April 16, 2009

stomalingus

having oral sex with ones colostomy stoma (hole)

he had stomalingus performed on him just a month after surgery

by tdow3 June 23, 2006

sampling spree

When you go into a store just to eat all of the free samples. It is similar to a shopping spree, except that you're looking for free samples instead of things to buy. This is mainly used as an easy way to get free food and annoy the hell out of the store at the same time.

John: Man, I'm SO BORED.

Jake: Dude, let's go on a sampling spree at Terribly Named Mart and see how long it takes for the employees to get mad at us.

John: Alright bro! Let's do it!

by SkllzMstrX March 20, 2012

Stuping

When one has an emotion that cant be described or explained

I can't explain how I feel, stuping

by PastaGun2 February 10, 2019

stapling your own hand

stapling your own hand is suicide

Are you stapling your own hand?

by pdtd December 3, 2021

Exit Sampling

The practice of handing a freebie to a consumer or patron as they leave a shopping or entertainment facility.

Exit Sampling reaches an all time high as product companies vie for brand loyalty.

by The Duchess of Demos March 13, 2009

Redneck Sampling

Opening such things as air freshners, lotions, nail polishes, or concealers, while in the store, to see if they smell good or the colors look good on you.

Well, I wasn't sure if the color was a good one for me, so I opened the bottle and painted a nail. I was redneck sampling it.

by Ms. ShawShaw March 1, 2011