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stumbledick

An older, typically heavy bearded gentleman and/or bulldike (also maybe bearded) typically spending most of their time drunk, just in general, but also somehow engaged in a old school rock band and are usually found hitting on married women. They can be found frequenting local dive bars (not the hipster dive bars, but the REAL dive bars no one goes to except stumbledicks).

Derived from Stumblebum and Cheese Dick
"Hey man have you been up to the Dawg House?"

"yeah last time I was in there there some stumbledick ordered drinks under my tab and slapped my girl's ass. . . I won't be going back."
by MarLo Stanfieldd January 11, 2016
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slumber chub

The state of a man's penis whilst he is sleeping. Not necessarily totally limp, yet not totally hard. First coined during the 9/3/2014 episode of the Daily Show with John Stewart.
If I don't upload nude photos they will break into my house at night, yank off the covers and snap a picture of me and my slumber chub! Daddy's gotta rest Jon.

Dude, I hope someone doesn't get a picture of my slumber chub while I'm sleeping!

I totally had slumber chub the other morning when I met my mom and dad for coffee.
by Zags fan September 5, 2014
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Shumbucket

/shum-bukket/ verb

to kick/exclude someone out of a group, i.e. a group chat, friend circle.

2. Shumbucketer
/shum-bukket-er/ noun
a person who has the power to kick someone out of a group, i.e. a group chat, friend circle.
"Fuckin Jasper, always spamming shit into group chats"
"Shumbucket him."
by notkenneth December 4, 2018
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El Scumbino

A noun but can also apply as a verb in certain situations.

A man who is always up to no good. The latin version of Scumbag. An alias for a man also known as Sebastian.
There was a drift of El Scumbino through Santa Monica, CA last week.
by El Lyon April 10, 2011
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Piece of Scumbag

An individual who does not quite possess the capabilities of a contemptible full blown scumbag and is therefore referred to as a Piece of Scumbag (POSB). It is often feared that POSB's will realise their full potential and evolve into their more powerful form.
*Playing COD*

Man that guy is a Piece of Scumbag!
by Haachie Poochie December 16, 2017
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Scumbag Steve

The counterpart to the internet meme 'Good Guy Greg', Scumbag Steve represents the lowest of lowlives. Appearing on Reddit, 4chan, and other internet meme sites, this meme features a drunk-flush man in brown clothing with his trademark brown-plaid hat. Over the picture go words telling of the nefarious deeds Scumbag Steve is known for - 'borrowing' your clothes and never returning them, using all your shampoo when showering at your place, answering your texts when you leave your phone unattended, etc.
Everyone has at least one Scumbag Steve in their life.
Scumbag Steve - borrows your car; gets it impounded.

Scumbag Steve - takes you for a birthday dinner; makes you pick up the bill.

Scumbag Steve - hangs over at your place; eats all your food.
by IceWolfbrony August 14, 2012
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scumbag

by BobL October 1, 2003
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