Turkish Snowday

When a man and another man have sexual intercourse. Right before ejaculation the dominant male turns on his ceiling fan and releases his semen into it. Causing the cum to fly all over the room. The other man now must try and catch as much of the falling semen in his mouth like snowflakes falling from the sky

Man I gave that hot bitch Ryan a Turkish Snowday last night

by Swazey1450 September 30, 2022

stodge

Something sort of heavy and thick in the way of food, often devoid of any real nutritional content. Used often in Britain (for obvious reasons).

Bloke 1: "I say, Wallace, one can receive a free Pudsey Bear from the offer on the back of this ReddiBrek oatmeal box."
Bloke 2: "ReddiBrek tastes like sawdust; I'm not eating that stodge."

by pyrex_fish April 17, 2006

stewd fruit

Referring to someone who is really high or drunk.

We had to take Riley home early last might, he was really stewd fruit.

by Digger September 21, 2005

Sowder Punch

(N.) A punch so hard it tops all other punches, even those of Chuck Norris, Usually Resulting in Death

Man 1: I heard the fight got pretty intense
Man 2: Yeah man, he threw a Sowder Punch
Man 1: Holy Shit!
Man 2: Yeah Man he died

by Karbonviper October 3, 2011

Texas Snowday

A term coined to reference the falling of a snowflake in Texas, which often is used as a signal from the heavens to indicate the approach of the apocalypse. School and buisiness will cease all over the state and everyone will take the day off to pray for mercy from the freezing wrath of being buried under snow. Often occurs in Febuary, once every hundred or so years. So far thtey've only been false signals and the world as we know it has not yet ended. There are some who consider the Texas Snowday as mere superstition and file it along with the Y2K bug and other such nonsensical theories. These people are considered too be uneducated and unintelligent.

"Dear lord, please rescue us from the everlasting darkness of te barren winter and restore the fire to our souls"
-traditional Texas Snowday Prayer, should be repeated consistently between the hours of 6 P.M. and 6 A.M. for best effects.

by Green Soldier April 19, 2009

stordalen

Definisjon på å være "stor" på seg selv når ting går bra og når ting begynner å "dale" ned krever du hjelp fra alle andre.

Må du ikke bli for høy på deg selv slik som Stordalen.

by Ordsmed April 2, 2020

SlowDingo

He’s literally the best speed runner ever. Don’t ever compare yourself to him EVER

Yo slowdingo can really cshlippy

by NotSlowDingo July 13, 2021