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bearded sloss

The common definition for an extremely hairy pussy, especially one on a hairier than average girl. However undesirable that may sound, appears very attractive to hispanic males, redneck females and some real men from the Caribbean.

"Hairy" may be substituted for "bearded" to provide for variations in vocabulary.

May be found at the pussy mall
"Dude, my nine got tangled in that bearded sloss."
"Fuuuck I wanna stick my jamaican salami in that hairy slossss"
by Penis and Twat-man October 18, 2005
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Sloss

A being of pure awesomeness. they are smart, attractive, charming and humble, the perfect picture of humanity. Sloss's are extremely patriotic and will defend their friends/family with their lives and will never back down. Sloss's are generally amazing in bed and always have the sexiest girlfriends. If you're ever lucky enough find a Sloss who is single take him while you have the chance!
Girl one: Whos that sexy beast?

Girl two: Thats my boyfriend, I'm so lucky to have him he's such a Sloss. :)
by Jackey boi October 21, 2011
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stass

An adjective describing something that is cool, excellent, and/or outstanding.
That is one stass ride.

Leslie's rack is way stass.
by spade April 22, 2003
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Mistar Stassi

The "JeffK" pronunciation of the name "Mister Stasis". See "JeffK" and "1337".

hX.Stasis is a person who is believed to be a 1337 haxx0r by many, including himself at times. See "hX".
"Mistar Stassi si teh 1337!!!111"

"WOWES Mistar Stassi sure knoes his haxx0ring OMG ROFLAAMO"

"Teh X BOXE si a hueg boxe!!11 Rihgt Mistar Stassi?//1??/"
"SILENCE! You may now speak."
"Tahnk yuo taht will be all."
by Stasis AMK3 August 12, 2003
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stoasher

Means brilliant, very good or cool. Can be used to describe a good night out, a pair of tits, or an excellent golf shot.
That was a pure stoasher, steesher, belter of a night. An absolute beauty.

Look at the stoashers on that.
by verbatimo August 9, 2012
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stoisis

To be stoisis (sto - shus) is to be drunk beyond reason and rationale, i.e - horribly drunk
"Boys I was pure stoisis last night. I drank two bottles of buckie and boked all over the dancefloor" - considered an Irish informal word for drunk
by Jaybob1990 April 22, 2014
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Stoks

A Filipino term for Marijuana Stalks.

Specifically defined as a long stem of a marijuana plant.

Stoks is characterized as a "salitang balbal" in Filipino language.

This can normally be seen as a graffiti in waiting sheds or a footbridge along every city
Tol, grab tayo "stoks" kay Idol B meron akong tapwe.
by Bhoxzczx Hoswa September 16, 2014
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