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Stoned as a shrimp

Originating from the Dutch saying "Zo stoned als een garnaal", it is the expression of being extremely high from weed, or hash. It became extremely popular in the Netherlands after the hit song "Stoned als een garnaal" by comedy duo Van Kooten en De Bie.

Many foreign travelers, especialy ones staying at youth hostels copied the saying and shared it abroad, directly translated.
"So, did you use any of the weed you found?"
"Yeah man, we were stoned as a shrimp.
by stevegek November 8, 2022
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Boner Stoked

So stoked that you have a boner.
"Dude I landed that hill flip I've been working on I'm so boner stoked!" "I'm boner stoked about bombing this parking garage it looks like some gnarly speed!!!!" "Why are you so boner stoked?"
by Black Colby January 15, 2014
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Related Words
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The Stoned Ranger

1 teaspoon butter and 1 teaspoon of weed finely grounded in a cup. Pour 1 cup of boiling milk into the cup and stir. Let sit, covered, for 20 minutes then reheat in microwave. Pour 2 shots of whiskey into cup and stir to complete the drink.
"Dude do you remember last night?"
"Not after The Stoned Ranger!"
by Beanbah123 October 10, 2015
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The Stoned Age

A portion of time that varies depending on the group of stoners. It is often seen as the prime time where all parties involved got the most stoned.
"Man, we don't smoke as much as we used to , what happened to us?"
"I'm sorry man, The Stoned Age is over..."
by The Sesh Gremlinz September 9, 2019
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Stoked as a goat

1. Stoked to the uppermost degree.
2. Something is going well and you're feeling the need to express you're enthusiasm at it's sucess.
1. On a good day you say "I'm stoked as a goat!"
2. Situation example: You've just done some particuarly nice welds and the girder is properly solid as an ox. So you say: "Ahhhhh, Stoked as a goat!"
by DuneFish January 31, 2004
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Stoned

When one is killed as a form of capital punishment where a group throws stones at a person until death ensues.
Man 1: Yo I got so high last night and fucked this bitch last night...
Man 2: What! Adultery!?! Stone him!
(Crowd proceeds to pick up rocks and throw them at Man 1 until Man 1 is completely stoned to death.)
by Abraham101 March 20, 2013
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hood stomped out

the act of stomping some ones car, whip, ride out
leading to the car caring a salvaged title
more of a bay area term
from the song "hood stomped out" by Clyde Carson of The Team
Bezzie you better calm down or your gonna get your hood stomped out
by KD1 January 15, 2008
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