Killing Two Stones With One Bird

The term is similar to the phrase "Killing Two Birds With One Stone" but instead of simply meaning accomplishment of multiple tasks with one action, it's the accomplishment of multiple IMPOSSIBLE or DIFFICULT tasks.

The phrase was commonly found used in Chuck Norris Jokes.

Bob: I was hungry today so I baked a large pizza. That way I was able to feed myself and my friends.
Joe: Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Leroy: That's nothing. I started a campaign for pizza for the hungry and now I'm getting a free trip to Italy to expand my campaign AND I'm ending world hunger at the same time.
Joe: Now you're just killing two stones with one bird.

Killing Two Stones With One Bird by ShadowzI May 12, 2013

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The Stones

Short for The Rolling Stones

IMO, The Stones are the greatest band of all time

The Stones by StonesFan1 November 16, 2009

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roll in the stones

An action necessary when a female's vagina is so stretched that you must also insert your balls to fill her.

Janet's twat was so cavernous, i was compelled to roll in the stones to satisfy her.

roll in the stones by HawkeyeBigDog August 17, 2017

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Rolling Stones People

Also: Rolling Stones person/girl/boy

1. Generally, a person that is brash, mature, extroverted,rebellious, cheeky,liberated,confident, sometimes sexually promiscuous, and consider themselves more highly evolved than Beatles People, as Beatles People are generally young and naive. They were scruffier and more unkept than Beatle People.

2. People who liken themselves to, or possess the qualities that are of the Rolling Stones

3.In contrast to that of Beatle People

I would never let my daughter date Rolling Stones people. They are too rebellious and long haired.

Rolling Stones People by vapeaurmauve December 11, 2006