stoned

the point past high were some may feel unconfortable but others (like me) like to be. being high is cool but being stoned is fuckin great

i got stoned before the football game and durring and after. our team lost but i was to stoned to watch it.
afterwords i went to a party and got stoned again stayed high all night stoned alot and passed out after coming home and finishing the icecream. (btw im high now)

by Weedman and Zig Zag October 13, 2007

Stoned

Being made helpless and having many stones/rocks thrown at you until death.

Jeremiah was stoned to death.

by Buh February 21, 2003

stoned

Smoking to the point in which ones self is beyond high and sees everything with less reality, better insite, and goes in to deep thought about things and starts an account on a dictionary site for no apparent reason looking at definitions and thinking about those

I was so fucking stoned

by fuck.it...drugs April 7, 2015

Stoned

To become a stone after smoking.

Yo it's josh and he's so stoned.

by Fuckchris May 18, 2015

stoned

if somebody has smoked weed and for example laughs about his fingernails....as i do.....

oh my god im so stoned that im writing these stupid definitions at this funny website on this funny thing...hmmm...yeah......internet.....

by karl moik April 28, 2004

stoned

the point where u laugh so much that your sides hurt. then you and everone your with spaces out for a half hour before going to get food.

we were so stoned last night that we went to the drive through and spent 25 dollars on the dollar menu

by manprin July 31, 2008

stoned

A state of mind, achieved by taking drugs to the point that you are impaired by them. As appose to the euphoric feeling you get, the high.

It often refers to marijuana intoxication, however could also be used to describe any intoxicated state. (eg. while on mushrooms, alcohol etc ... ). Other drugs have don't have a stoning affect (or one at used dosages) such as MDMA, which can be very clear headed.

Caution it is still not recommended you drive while under the influence of any drugs, stoned or not.

This is gooooood weeeeed..... Im very stoned.......

Mushrooms got me so stoned, I couldn't roll a joint.

"And the waitress is practising politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned"
-Billy Joel, Piano Man lyrics

by Cool P June 6, 2005