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Stolen

They did that shit. And it depends what you mean by “stolen”

Hym “No... That shit was stolen. Look at the chronology of events. He shut everything down. That was a mistake. And it was the Democrats idea. Democrats are full of shit and don’t know what the fuck they are talking about. The Democrats insist on shutting down the country. Then, the Democrats insist on mail-in voting. This was long after we learned that Covid isn’t all that deadly and there is no reason people can’t go and vote in person. Then you have states changing the rules and extending the deadline to turn in votes. Next you have individual instances of people claiming that someone else had voted in their name. So, let’s say I fill out a ballot in my name. Then, I fill out a ballot in someone else’s name. Which ballot should they count?
Neither. The answer is neither because I have committed voter fraud. But how would anyone know the difference? How much oversight was there? And then then you have the rhetoric surrounding the election. ‘The safest and most secure election’ How? How is that possible when, in every other election, people actually had to go in and cast their own ballots? It’s impossible! It is impossible for it to be the safest and most secure election. And before ALL OF THAT you have Joe Biden on some podcast saying ‘We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency’ and the instructing voters to call his team of lawyers to prevent Trump from stopping them from casting their ballot. Was it stolen? Maybe not. But did the man who said he created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency win without campaigning and receive more votes than any other president in the history of the presidency? Yes. And the only way you could believe he didn’t cheat is to, what? NOT take him at his word? Ignore my own lying eyes and accept the statement ‘it was the safest most secure election?’ No. I don’t need to physically pull the retards dick out of the whores pussy to know that she fucked him. That shit was stolen.”
by Hym Iam October 10, 2022
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stolen vcr

A metric unit of measurement used by urban blacks to measure volume.
Damn, nigga, I bet that car trunk can hold 1.8 deka-stolen vcrs of crack!
by Adam Vlad November 16, 2007
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Fuck me with a stolen dick

What a crappy day. Nothing works, just crap, fuck and everything else I can think of.
by Oldnotdead June 5, 2019
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Stolen bike

most of the time its a BMX bike with the crappiest spray paint job, usually one color (flat black or bright white). Not to be a racist but they are usually if not always ridden by a teenage black or latino kid
Guy 1: Man! I just got my bike jacked!
Guy 2: Thats funny, cuz i just saw sum black kid riding your bike with a shitty black paint job!
by DaFuzz April 22, 2005
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STOLEN

LOST OR DUMBFOUNDED OR EVEN HAVE NO CLUE
by Plaitkeen March 4, 2021
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Stolen Kisses

the habit of placing soft kisses on another whilst they are asleep
It wasn’t a secret that they weren’t exactly stolen kisses
by Chrome Laces June 8, 2018
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