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San Francisco Switcheroo

This is a sexual term referring to a particular sex act where a man receives a blow job from a woman, cums in her mouth, and then the woman (or could be a man) pretends to swallow, then turns to embrace her partner in a passionate kiss, thereby open-mouth kissing him with his own cum in her mouth. Hence, San Francisco Switcheroo (almost gay, not quite)
Man: You gonna swallow right?
Woman: Of course
Man: You better not pull a San Francisco Switcheroo on me cause I'm not okay with swallowing my own cum.
by kyrie calavera February 13, 2007
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Switcher

A male whom when using a public restroom switches from the urinal to toilet midstream. Said person may still be considered a switcher if he switches during one go. They're commonly found in bars where you will usually find a urinal and toilet within close proximity. Alcohol is almost always involved and fuels a switchers switching.

There have been a few reported cases of female switchers, but at this time they're considered a fables.
You walk into a bar's restroom to go to the bathroom. A male is standing at the urinal. You look away and when you look back they're on a toilet. This is a switcher.
by Moonbloodsflow October 12, 2010
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switcher

A computer user who switches from Microsoft PC to Apple's Mac.
OS X For Switchers
Apple's iPod brought a lot switchers to the Apple community.
by Bakari January 2, 2006
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Stitches

Rapper from Miami known for his hit song "Brick In Yo Face"... he's white, but he acts black as fuck , raps about selling blow and getting high on his own supply. He has a stitching pattern tatted on his lips, hence the name, and and AK-47 inked on his face as well. Easily the most ignorant rapper of all time, yet his songs are catchy and once you start listening you can't stop.
I put that brick in yo face! Now watcha gon dooooo wit it - Stitches
by syniconthetrack May 2, 2015
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Youngwood switcheroo

The act of dropping off the girl you are dating only to turn around and pick up the girl you are cheating on her with in the same small town. The term takes it's name from the extremely small town of Youngwood, PA.
(names changed to protect the guilty)
Eyeballs: Still seeing Lilly?
Skittles: Yeah
Eyeballs: Still cheating on her with Emma?
Skittles: Yep
Eyeballs: Don't they live like three blocks away from each other?
Skittles: Yep, I'm pulling the old "Youngwood switcheroo"
by thatsvanity December 23, 2010
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smitheryn

A weasel-ish type of man who eats used napkins and steals baby's hats. Pretty much a crim baba.
Tom "Hey where did my dirty socks go?"
Reginald "That little Smitheryn is probably cuddling with them like a crim baba."
Tom "Indubitably."
by TurkeyMcDonald February 1, 2014
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Snitcher Sloth

One who is a slow as fuck worker and snitches on coworkers for no given reason just to do so.
Man, She sure is a Snitcher Sloth , always working slow and snitching.
by Ijax uswallow May 20, 2015
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