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Switcher

A male whom when using a public restroom switches from the urinal to toilet midstream. Said person may still be considered a switcher if he switches during one go. They're commonly found in bars where you will usually find a urinal and toilet within close proximity. Alcohol is almost always involved and fuels a switchers switching.

There have been a few reported cases of female switchers, but at this time they're considered a fables.
You walk into a bar's restroom to go to the bathroom. A male is standing at the urinal. You look away and when you look back they're on a toilet. This is a switcher.
by Moonbloodsflow October 12, 2010
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switcher

A computer user who switches from Microsoft PC to Apple's Mac.
OS X For Switchers
Apple's iPod brought a lot switchers to the Apple community.
by Bakari January 2, 2006
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Stitches

Rapper from Miami known for his hit song "Brick In Yo Face"... he's white, but he acts black as fuck , raps about selling blow and getting high on his own supply. He has a stitching pattern tatted on his lips, hence the name, and and AK-47 inked on his face as well. Easily the most ignorant rapper of all time, yet his songs are catchy and once you start listening you can't stop.
I put that brick in yo face! Now watcha gon dooooo wit it - Stitches
by syniconthetrack May 2, 2015
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Youngwood switcheroo

The act of dropping off the girl you are dating only to turn around and pick up the girl you are cheating on her with in the same small town. The term takes it's name from the extremely small town of Youngwood, PA.
(names changed to protect the guilty)
Eyeballs: Still seeing Lilly?
Skittles: Yeah
Eyeballs: Still cheating on her with Emma?
Skittles: Yep
Eyeballs: Don't they live like three blocks away from each other?
Skittles: Yep, I'm pulling the old "Youngwood switcheroo"
by thatsvanity December 23, 2010
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Snitcher Sloth

One who is a slow as fuck worker and snitches on coworkers for no given reason just to do so.
Man, She sure is a Snitcher Sloth , always working slow and snitching.
by Ijax uswallow May 20, 2015
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London Switcheroo

Inserting a tube down your urethra while masterbating, switching your ejaculate for hot gravy, creating a great side for your fish and chips.
Boy- "Baby im hungry can we do a London Switcheroo tonight"
Girl- "Sure I'll get the tube, call John and tell him to to pop to the chippy"
by BlickBoiZach March 20, 2018
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Hand switcher

Only weirdos switch hands when walking and the most elite do it too for maximum masterbation
by Big penis man July 24, 2020
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