ctrl shift qq

A fast method of logging out of chromebooks, also a way to prank and annoy your friends

Jake: Hey, wanna see a trick?
Ben: Sure!
Jake: *ctrl shift qq*
Ben: Dude... really?!

by BuffBoy24 March 6, 2019

meat shift

a phenomenon that occurs when eating a hamburger or sandwich exclusively from one side so the meat and other ingredients shift, causing the last couple bites to have an unproportional mixture of ingredients

to mend this seemingly inevitable situation, one must eat the given hamburger/sandwich in a circular fashion as to cause the meat to constantly "shift" towards the center, essentially cancelling out meat shift

Person 1: "Man, my last bite of this hamburger has way too much meat!"

Person 2: "Well, you gotta take into account meat shift!"

by ChickenChomper December 21, 2010

ShiftOne Umangier

Eve Online
A somewhat overly agitated and vocal state.
Generally due to lack of thought process or comprehension.
Often attributed to ingestion of particles on or around sphincter of a person in a leadership position.
Never attributed to testicles (having or using).

12:53 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA Wait, where'd my notifications channel go?
12:55 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M Sort decided to leave carcinogens to the FC's/Useful people
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA Well then.... that's disappointing. Can we make it an opt in?
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA So us non-useful people can understand what all the fuss is about?
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M non-useful people? Pretty good summary of ANZA imo
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M take your trolls and your vigils and fuck off
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M im sick of you cunts
12:58 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA ***dickbutt emoji***

by TehRealCheese July 7, 2019

Chavy Shift

When one of your co-Workers arrives at a differnet time then the rest of your department, usually hours after everyone else.

You Slim, you just got in its 9:30 we start at 6 am. Yeah dog im Chavy Shiftin

by ButOFthe12 May 14, 2015

shifty butcher

(n) A homosexual man.

One who takes all their meat in via the back door.

That Graham Norton's a right old shifty butcher.

by Anthony Storey October 3, 2007

Shifty Schwartz

A guy who pretends to be a movie producer to lure young girls onto the "casting couch"

The Shifty Schwartz put out an ad for "actresses" in the local newspapaer ad.

by nastynaterack July 10, 2009

shifty people

UNTRUSTWORTHY, SLY, TREACHEROUS, DISHONEST

The world is full of shifty people

by shifty people March 22, 2017