Late by "two steps"

When the gay priest resets the universe.

And star finger doesn't work

Priest:"two steps" You were late by "two steps"

*Kills the horny prisoner's dad and friends*

by 30k Kars on Mars August 7, 2021

two steps up from a snob

A clean way of say b***h

She's such a little two steps up from a snob.

by Celestasia May 10, 2005

Getting your steps in

Jarking off or maturbating. Based on the fact that you have a watch that says how many steps you have and if you sake it like you are jacking off your steps go up.

A days not complete without getting your steps in.

by Littleoldladywho June 21, 2016

Easy Steps to Avoid Pro-Lifers

1. No sex at all
2. Safe sex- condoms, birth control, the shot, etc.
3. Give the baby up for adoption when you have it.

by Soltar October 21, 2003

the coco steps

"the coco steps" are the steps of a prude person, or coco. 1st base is saying "hi", second base is touching someone anywhere with cloths on, third base is touching someones face, a homerun is holding hands, and getting a hug is a walk off grand slam.

dude i got to 1st with my mom the other day!

by your mom April 30, 2004

3 Steps

Not for gals to no!!!! if u no boyz den used them well, if u dnt ure a muderfucker gay hoe

use the 3 steps wisely

by CHIEF July 17, 2003

99 Steps

The phrase used by the new generation of teenagers meaning 99 Steps After a friend. This can either mean Someone is becoming a very good friend. Or in most cases it means friends becoming more then "Just friends".

"Kim.. I really really Like you" Said Arthur

"99 Steps" Said Kim

by TylerClyde May 17, 2010