standing o

A standing ovation.

Jessica recieved a standing o after singing in the talent show.

by Little-Red March 13, 2010

standing 69

This should only be attempted with an experienced or just gifted female. Basically the chick gets on her bed in a yoga position and the man approaches her spread legs and grabs her around her lower back while pulling her off the bed. The chick then positions herself in the target zone and goes to town. The man needs to lock his elbows in his hands otherwise he might drop her when the moment cums ;) Cross country runners are generally the best.

Jeff: Bitch drop that yoga book and show me a position on the bed
Ang: Okay...
Jeff: Have you ever done Standing 69?
Ang: No *giggle*

by jseidel40imajc September 23, 2008

social standing

one's position in society

a man with a decent job is normally said to be in good social standing

by Hobotech October 30, 2013

A standing cock has no conscience

When erect the male penis is totally uninhibited. To be blinded by desire or lust

The groom sadly understood the adage a standing cock has no conscience while attending his own shotgun wedding

by rucus11 September 25, 2009

Wall Standing

The complex art of standing in front of a wall while thoughtfully staring at it. In order to successfully wall stand one must be facing the wall and cannot be more than 5 centimeters away from it.

Tony: Dude! Tyler is busting out some intense wall standing.
Aaron: Indeed! Let us join him.
Mark: Oh, alright.

by Ughhhh July 31, 2007

standing up

For some reason this is harder than walking. It makes no sense.

I was standing up but I got tired, so I started walking / jogging and moving. It was considerably easier.

by Anduin May 6, 2005

Standing Pooper

Someone who enjoys a casual poop while standing. This is more common to those who have a sore ass. A Standing Pooper stands direct over the toilet seat to make a nice comfortable poop.

Splash! Splash!

John: Hmm what was that? I heard a splash
Jim: I'm current pooping
John: Oh okay, I see, you are a standing pooper

I have a sore ass, good thing I am a standing pooper :)

by balexander24 February 4, 2010