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Public Bathroom Stance

The Public Bathroom Stance is that pose you do when you’re in a beach or park bathroom, and everything stank so bad that you don’t dare to touch that seat. It typically looks like a light squat with your legs further apart.
Look at Sarah right now, why does she stand like that?
Yea man, she’s always in Public Bathroom Stance.
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Wide Stance 

The laughable explanation you give an arresting undercover officer with whom you tried to initiate sexual activity by reaching with YOUR FOOT into HIS STALL and MAKING DIRECT CONTACT with HIS FOOT.
Senator Larry Craig didn't intend to initiate stall sex, he simply has a WIDE STANCE.
Wide Stance by Edman Graham September 8, 2007

Power Stance 

when an arcitecture teacher bends over a drafting table with their feet spread far apart trying to help a student.
Mr. Deakyne used his power stance again.....

Haha, he always does that when he's helping me!
Power Stance by cadprin October 28, 2016

B-Boy Stance 

An ancient pose used by the hip hop & break dancing community in the 80's. The most popular stance is that of the arms crossed in front with hands under each arm pit while standing with head tilted slightly back. Although nobody of African American heritage does this anymore, it is mostly being kept alive today by out of touch white comedians and actors trying to act black. Usually accompanied by either a weak rhyme, beatbox or the term "yo".
"Rockin on the mic in a B-Boy Stance..." - RUN DMC
B-Boy Stance by LotusStyle September 2, 2005

wide stance 

A term for a homosexual, conservative, white-collar person in a position of power who doesn't want his sexuality to be publicly revealed.
wide stance by Rundy September 16, 2007

Battle Stance 

Wide Tire Fitment

Beefy, aggressive, ready to fuck shit up style.

No stretched tires here. Leave that pussy shit up to the pussies who run -6 camber and 195 tires on 10" wheels.
"Fuck that Rx7 is sick battle stanced with those 315's in the rear"
Battle Stance by WheelFitmentGuru November 3, 2012

Unusually Wide Stance 

The excuse a man uses to dissuade others from thinking he is guilty of soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom, whereby he "accidentally" placed his foot on the foot of the patron in the next stall. Predominantly seen in elected officials.
Senator Larry Craig: "I am not gay, I have never been gay, I did not approach an undercover officer in the airport and solicit gay sex. I simply have an unusually wide stance"
Unusually Wide Stance by Yo Yo CT January 31, 2008