I'd smite that

An expression suggesting you would like to kiss/have sex with the person. Used similarly to 'tap that', but generally used in a comical way (with a quick *suggestive eyebrows* for good measure).

*hot guy walks past*
"Ooh, I'd smite that!" *suggestive eyebrows*

by drawnmusic December 9, 2008

Smited

When someone is going to be struck down with lightning.

“This is the End John! Prepare to be smited!”

by Urban_Droopy December 10, 2019

SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY

Smite dem simps on site, NO MERcyyyY

Its SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY, we must smite simps

by Simp_Smiting_Seal September 1, 2021

Smite the Kerrek

1) Trogdor smiting Kerrek
2) To beat up a super powerful force

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

smited

Being so smacked out and high that you cannot function in any normal way. It's as if god has smited you, but this is never a bad feeling. The person who is messed up must be having a good time in order to be smited, and feel as if god has brought he/she up to heaven on the backs of junky dirt horses and a bit of weed.
-i know the past tense of smite is smote, this is not meant to be the past tense of smite, rather a state of being.

after banging...
"i am so smited!"

by smartieluva July 18, 2007

shmite

1. everyday workload requests, commonly associated with a service industry profession (like a call center)

2. the substance that is sometimes found on the floor in plankeville

1. "hey...did you see the shmite that joel's dealing with right now?"

2. "hey...did joel leave that shmite in plankerville?"

by the mighty ABE December 21, 2007

smite u silly

some one who is a legend in there own mind how ever most other people think he is a smelly little kid with 2 imaginary friends and a pet dog who licks peanut butter from his balls.

wow the smite u silly guy really likes his dog. and who is talking too.

by edward5010 June 25, 2008