by FERRARiROCHER November 2, 2019

by Butthole5 May 7, 2017

Snape: I should tell you, there's Squirt in that punch bowl.
Dumbledore: Only Harry Potter likes that Hogshit. I'll stick with my Redbull, thanks.
Pansy: I should tell you... there's squirt in there.
Malfoy: What? Squirt?! No thanks, I'll stay dehydrated.
Dumbledore: Only Harry Potter likes that Hogshit. I'll stick with my Redbull, thanks.
Pansy: I should tell you... there's squirt in there.
Malfoy: What? Squirt?! No thanks, I'll stay dehydrated.
by DeadWizardGod August 18, 2011

When a person or persons are too trashed to argue, they will use a water gun (normally used on misbehaving cats) to settle arguments.
by jess and jen January 27, 2010

A short distance or drive to a specific location, usually around 15 minutes or less using your preferred method of transportation
by TherealcaptnJAC July 12, 2020

Squirting, that thing my ex-girlfriend did in the form of a giant pillar which shot into the air and crashed down upon both of us shortly before our relationship came to an end.
Make sure you close your eyes and your mouth when you see i giant pillar of female ejaculate called squirting rise into the air and fall toward you.
by Gz-TeRRoR January 5, 2008
