Jersey Squirts

The act of defecating on train tracks

After a wild night on the town in Trenton, Karen got a bad case of the jersey squirts.

by See-Dubs September 4, 2014

the squirts

Nasty, Fiery, Flamming, Flowing yud that comes out of your asscrack. Causing major, deadly smells, and the feel that your ass is on fire! May come in variety of colors. Also known as hershey squirts. Mmmm Mmmm goooood!

"Awh, Shit! Plug your nose, I got the squirts"

by afterx3glow March 5, 2009

Savory Squirts

A massive case of overwhelming nausea accompanied by potentially explosive sharts and explosive diarrhea. The Savory Squirts strike almost immediately after eating something that is savory, tastes good and is otherwise satisfying, but clearly does not agree with one’s digestive system and must find a way out as fast as it came in.

Henry enjoyed a delicious sundried tomato quiche at the restaurant near his office. Although Henry enjoyed the savory flavor of dish, within minutes of consumption Henry found himself grasping the sides of the table, sweat beading on his brow and pinching his sphincter like a vice all while being nauseated to the point of thinking he was going to Shuke at any moment with a case of the Savory Squirts.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

squirmish

noun:

1. When worms have a fight.

2. When Sarah Palin doesn't know a word most third graders get right on their English Vocabulary test.

1. The squirmish was bloody victory for the larger worm, with many hearts lost on both sides. The loser dried into a crust on the sidewalk, where it was idly picked at by a bird.

2. Sarah Palin: "I haven't heard the president state that we're at war. That's why I too am not knowing - do we use the term intervention? Do we use war? Do we use squirmish? What is it?"

by Heligoland43 April 19, 2011

Squirshy

when a girl's pussy is so wet it drips juice

"That girl is so squirshy you can see it from the back"

by Wet Daddy August 23, 2009

squirmfest

The most disgusting/vile/sickening movie ever made. Don't watch it.

Kevin: Do you have some scary movie recommendation like Get Out or Slender Man?
Ryan: Have you seen squirmfest?
Kevin: No, what is it?
Ryan: Don't worry you'll love it.

by BlueKlein May 3, 2021

squirmy wormy worthog

a troll like creature with a miserable inpolite and inpatient manner.
any response from this creature you get will always be negative unless
you are giving him food, ultimate team coins or cannabis.
this creature has a very small penis nicknamed maggie, hates christmas, gets stuck on the sofa and starts to mould into the fabric like a big fat sofa whore and is far to lazy to walk any distance so squirms along furthermore this creature only squirms along to get to food which it gobbles up like a warthog or to laugh at orphans.

alex: ahh look at squirmy wormy worthog
nick: haha isnt he hideous
josh: what a cruel individual he is
josh k: for fuck sake squirmy wormy worthog ate all my crisps and stole my ultimate team coins
squirmy wormy worthog: ah shut up, you dont understand, fuck you, give me food, haha an orphan unlucky

by oggy ostrich December 22, 2012