Squintern

Short for "Squint Intern". Can refer to any number of interns to Dr. Temperance Brennan at the Jeffersonian Institute on the TV show Bones. They all have backgrounds in, or are studying, forensic anthropology. At first, there was only one, Zack Addy, but when he no longer worked at the Jeffersonian, he was replaced by a cycle of numerous "squinterns".

Dr. Saroyan: Dr. Brennan, you could use a second pair of eyes. We happen to be squintern-free.
Professor Jude: There you go! I will be your squintern.

by ZivaDavid700 November 3, 2020

skinters

totally broke.

"Are you coming out for a few drinks?"
"Nah, I'm totally skinters, maybe next week."

by ksjdgufyf December 29, 2009

face splinters

Man stubble as defined by a 5 year old.

Daddy, your beard looks like lot of little splinters in your face. Face splinters.

by Semada July 16, 2017

anal splinters

Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole

Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me

by pponkie September 27, 2019

you'll get splinters

A derogatory rebuff to someone who is constantly sitting on the fence.

Grow some balls and form an opinion or you'll get splinters.

by Rikstir February 4, 2014

Squirter

A woman, who during sexual ejaculation, is able to squirt (cum) from her vagina.

Consuelo is a squirter.

by LeTron October 22, 2009

alien squirter

When you are fucking a grossly overweight girl and you jerk off in her belly button. You then squeeze the sides of her stomach together and make the cum squirt up like the movie Alien.

I gave that nasty bitch the ol Alien Squirter

by paulgoodmanisgay May 11, 2015