Apple Squib

The Apple Squib is the greatest thing in existence, according to the national South-Korean census in 1989.

In South-Korea, they really do love their Apple Squib.

by DigitalBiscuit January 19, 2013

Squice

( pronounced squeece)
1. A word with no definite meaning. It can be substituted in place of any noun, adjective, or verb. Most commonly used in a insulting manner, i.e. light profanity.

2. (noun) A shrill screech, usually accompanied by a juicy squish, that is emitted by a wounded hamster just before being liquefied in a blender.

1: (noun) - "Go drown yourself in a bucket of squice!"
(adj) - "I made this lovely dessert for you, consisting of vanilla ice cream and freshly-cut squice berries."
(verb) - "I squiced your girlfriend last night, and DAMN, she's a screamer."

2: "The sound that guy made when I ran him over with my car resembled the squice of a dying hamster."

by ExplodingHamster April 30, 2010

squid fuck

noob squid is getting fucked

A noob squid is cumming, which is called squid fuck

by Fuckrick November 28, 2022

throwing squid

Creating a story a story so novel and challenging that less adept readers think you're intentionally fucking with them—"throwing" random weirdness into the narrative simply to obfuscate.

"I really tried to get through your novel, but it just never made sense. It's like you're just up in your ivory tower throwing squid at me."

by Ricky Potato June 2, 2014

squicked out

To be repulsed, disgusted, or otherwise made uncomfortable. Usually describes a reaction to certain types of NWS content on the net, such as stickyfic, slash, porn, or just strange concepts that a person can't get their head around.

from squick.

That slash fic sure squicked out a lot of people.

by Koby_Fish May 31, 2006

Squid

A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'

also see stunta

We were suddenly passed by a chromed out R1 and then when we rounded the bend, we saw the squid wrapped around a tree, he'd probably be alive if he was wearing a helmet.

by Wawa February 21, 2003

squid and the whale'd

To masturbate and take your ejaculate when finished and wipe it on random/non-random things.

Matt: Dude, you squid and the whale'd the rental car seat?

Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!

by slole1 October 15, 2011